Hey, you guys remember back in Uncanny X-Men 462 by Chris Claremont and Alan Davis, where we learned that omniversal majestrix Opal Luna Saturnyne’s personal guard, the “Executive Action Committee,” consists of alternate-reality versions of some of our favorite X-ladies as hot dudes?

Let’s see how each of them rate on the ol’ Hunk-O-Meter:

Marvel Boy: His name is probably Ray-Ray.  While we can be grateful that Rachel’s stupid “raver-girl” costume was relatively short-lived, I think, for some reason, it’s actually much cuter on a dude. 4/5
Polaris: I am embarrassed to say that it took putting that “Las Vegas cocktail waitress by way of the Shi’ar Empire” outfit on a man to make me realize how demeaning it really was. 3/5
Psylocke: Wow.  Speaking of demeaning, right?  Uh… I can definitely see what they were going for, but, um… there’s maybe a little too much going on here.  2.5/5
Rogue: I love thinking that Rogue would go full-on sideburns if she had the option.  I hope he also has a confederate flag tattooed somewhere upon his person. 2/5
Kit Pryde: Now this dude I definitely wouldn’t kick out of a nighttime training session in the Danger Room.  Accessories aside, you can definitely tell he puts a lot of effort into making sure his hair looks that nice. 5/5
Storm: UGH.  GOD.  Alan Davis, you are capable of better than this!  He-Storm should be lithe and imperious and look like a back-up dancer from a Lady Gaga concert. 0/5